The Funny Viva.

Are you Ready for the laughter? Have you ever heard about the viva which is very funny? If you want To know what is funny in the viva Read this.

Here Goes the viva……….

Viva Sir : What are the uses of Optical Fiber?                                                                                                      

Student  1 : There are many uses of optical fiber, sir and optical fiber has many uses. The uses of many with optical fiber because they are many wide range of uses which are used in optical fiber.                        

(Viva Sir Gets Mad with the student’s Funny answer)             Viva Sir : Hello Brother…Do you have any clue what you are talking about? I asked to answer, not to repeat the question.

Student 1 : Sure I was Just about to start now, Sir.

Viva Sir : Oh!.. you will start now? What was it you did until now.. some ritual ceremony??

Student 1 : Optical fiber is a kind of fiber and it is a very good fiber!! Optical fiber uses communication and communication uses optical fiber. So, optical fiber plays a crucial role in communication. Hence, this is optical fiber and it's uses.

Viva Sir : Nice touch of humor you have there. Okay !what does A.L.U mean?

Student 1 : A.L.U means.. A.L.U only sir..

Viva Sir: Ohh I'm sorry, I didn't know that A.L.U means A.LU.( With Anger) Get Lost!!!

(Next the Second Student Comes)

Viva Sir : Why do we need cathode in the process?

Student 2 : We need cathode in the process because the process needs to be completed, But the process cannot be completed without cathode, So we need cathode in the process.

Viva Sir : Did you know how you said, life is boat and boat is life. So it is a lifeboat.Get out! With your lifeboat!!!

(Third Student comes and starts rotating his hand near his head to get the answer)

Viva Sir : Are you asking me to let answer out?

(Student Still Starts rotating his hand near his head to get answer out)

Viva Sir : What’s your problem Brother?

Student 3 : Sir!!! It is coming.

Viva Sir : What is coming?

Student 3 : Answer Sir!

Viva Sir : Have been learning viva or acting?

Student 3 : Sir, Can you repeat the question?

Viva Sir : What did you say? You forgot the question itself? Alright, how does a processor work?

Student 3 : The processor works according to the process, the processor of the process is the processing of the process.

(Viva Sir is completely confused)

Student 3 : When a processor comes into the process, the processor processes the process and sends according to the process. So, this process of the processing the process is done by the processor. This is the main function of the process of the processor.

Viva Sir : Just Stop! Stop it. All that I hear is the word processor but nothing else.

Viva Sir : I will just ask you one last question, what are the different types of Diodes?

(Student starts rotating again his hand near his head to get the answer)

Viva Sir : I am warning you once again, if you know the answer just tell it, or say you don’t know. But don’t make dosas in the air.

Student 3 : Sir Marks!

Viva Sir : For what do you need marks for? Because you made wonderful dosas in the air. GET OUT!!

(Student 1 changes his personality and comes again as a Student 4 person)

Viva Sir : Hey! Why are you here again? Did you know that viva will be conducted only once?

Student 4 : It was my brother who came before, we are twins Sir.

Viva Sir : I have double bonanza offers also??!! I am afraid that how many variations you are going to show me. Okay! Tell me about valve theory?                  

Student 4: Okay sir. Okay sir. It plays an important role Sir. Okay sir. Okay sir. Its plays a crucial role Sir. Okay sir. Okay sir. It is an important process Sir. Okay sir. Okay sir.

Viva Sir : Hold On. Hold on. It plays an important role, Its plays a crucial role, It is an important process. All these three mean the same. Isn’t it? Leave these three and say me anything else!

Student 4Okay sir! Without this we cannot accomplish the task Sir. Ok sir? Ok sir! Ok? Ok?

Viva Sir : Your brother is better than you, he was talking rubbish. But you are inventor of it!

(The Viva Finishes and all the students will be outside the classroom)

Original Viva Sir : Let’s start viva? (! Friends, Are you confused who is this original viva Sir? If you want to know Read the next part!)

All Students: Sir, we’re already done with the viva!

Original Viva Sir: What??!! Who conducted the viva? I am the external, and I am supposed to take viva for you.

All Students :Sir, there is someone inside who took viva for us.

Original Viva Sir: (Looks at the viva Sir who has conducted viva for students)

Original Viva Sir: What, this guy? (With laughing) He is your super senior. He failed viva thrice, this is the fourth time he is coming.

The Viva Ends…….

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